Hello Viewers,How have you all been? Well, I looked at my Goofy watch and it’s that time again. Time for Predictions for another PPV. Not sure if I’m going to get this one but I’d love to since the Rumble is my favorite.

You know TRP is still down and that saddens me. I suppose Dave has just decided that it’s too much to bring it back to life. But I am hoping for a different answer. I’ll keep you posted as always.

Well, the Royal Rumble is here and lets hope it’s great. Word is Brock “I wanna be in football” Lesner wants back in and while he’s not come to terms with Vince yet (can anyone really)? He might be the surprise number 30 in the Rumble.

Of course while Vince is my favorite man to hate since Dallas and JR Ewing went off the air, I do have to side with Vince on this one. When someone walks away from your company like it’s nothing and then wants back in, well, it would serve the Troll right if Vince hired him but ONLY to shine the boots of the wrestlers there.

Lets look at the Rumble and the wrestlers we know are going to be there.

Coach: Okay I said wrestlers, this is like well, having Doink the clown.No, wait, Doink could wrestle. Moving on…

Edge: Let’s see, Edge and HBK are not only in the Rumble but in a match together as well. As the Hurricane would say ‘What’s up with dat? However, I do like Edge and he does need a push of some kind. I look at him to win the match against HBK but not the rumble.

HBK: He’s won twice, that’s enough.

Shelton Benjamin: Now this is a decent wrestler who SHOULD be in this match. I love the way he wrestles. His form is great. Sure, his mic skills leave a little to be desired but at least he has some.

Christian: Great athlete and while he has a chance, I don’t think it’s his turn OR his time.

Kane: You have GOT to be kidding? No, I love Kane but if he wins, I’ll be in total shock.

Jericho: Okay, now we’re getting somewhere. So far the best I’ve mentioned. Will he win it? My crystal ball is saying…All signs point to No.

Benoit: Oh yeah, another Canadian err wait, Vince says No. In any case, Benoit is my favorite right now.

Gene Stinksy: He could very well win but since he’s new, I don’t think that would set well with the other wrestlers. However, Vince has never been one to really play favorites (Unless it’s HBK) so I don’t think Gene will win.

Simon Dean. You’ve got to be kidding me? Okay, he does wrestle pretty well. However, if there is such a think as Seniority BWHAHAHAHAHA Then Gene Stinksky should win over Dean

The Hurricane: Good wrestler, really fun to watch. Cracks me up and his skills are good.

Viscera. No

Batista: Oh yeah, the big guns and No, I’m talking about his arms. Now this is the one true wrestler that really does have a chance. As long as the rest of Evilution stays away from him. Dave’s got the moves, the size and the will to want to become the next winner. Can he though?

Ric Flair: Oh please NO!!!!!!

Muhammad Hassan: No way. We’re in the middle of a war and while may or may not be with this guy’s country, he just can’t win.

Daniel Puder: He’s BRAND new and a shoot fighter. I’m guessing No but of course I could be wrong.

Booker T: Okay, again we’re getting somewhere. Booker T probably won’t win the Rumble but look for him to settle some old scores. At least he’s in the Rumble. He should be. He’s paid his dues and paid and paid.

Charlie Haas: A pretty good wrestle but I just don’t see him winning either.

Luther Reigns: Another good sized man but not the winner of this.

Mark Jindrak: Good but No.

Orlando Jones: Ahh, now here’s a guy that isn’t bad to watch either. Will he win? I don’t think so but wouldn’t it be funny?

Scotty 2 Hotty: Doing the worm in the Rumble??? He’ll have to be one of the two men standing. Do I see this happening? Honestly, No but this IS wrestling.

John Cena: Oh Yeah Baby!!!! Will he win it? Man, I’d love it. I’d absolutely love it if he walked away with the win. He’s great in the ring, has great mic skills and has been the one on Smack Down that actually held it up after the Troll walked away. He’s one that could actually win it.

Rey Rey: What a phenomenal wrestler. I can’t wait to see who he 619s can you?

Eddie Guerrero: Another stellar wrestler. He doesn’t even have to cheat at all which is why he’s just too funny when he does. One of the best wrestlers on SD he’s worth a nod.

Kenzo Suzuki: He’s good but I don’t think he’ll win.

Hardcore Holly: After all the drama that Holly caused in the back, this is doubtful as well. Although, I will say he’s aggressive and can really wrestle, but as I said, after ticking off the powers that be, I don’t think so.

Renee Dupree: Oh No!!! Although his winning would be a lot better than some, I just don’t think Renee is going to win.

Paul London: Where is Kidman? Man, now that would be good. But I digress, London has shown a really good style of wrestling and I do admire his talent (Yes, I’m talking wrestling) But again, I don’t think so.

Who do I think will win? Well, I’m hoping that Batista wins. I really am. My good friend, Bubba, thinks Flair’s going to take it again. I hope not but what I am hoping for is Cena. I think it would be pretty good No, great if Cena, Batista and Benoit were the last three. If that happens my money’s on Batista but any of these three men would do just fine.

I have to pick someone don’t I? Okay, Batista.

World Champion Hunter VS Orton. Well, this is really a no brainer but then again, maybe Hunter will actually GIVE up the belt. Bwhahahaha.

I think this match will be interesting if Flair stays away and I think it can/could be exciting if the two men just wrestle. I realize that Hunter wants that belt always and you can’t blame him there. However, it’s time to give it to Orton. I know that Hunter is the Game, however, he’s now married to a McMahon and it looks pretty one-sided for him to continue with the belt.

Who do I WANT to win? Orton.
Who do I THINK will? OrtonShawn VS Edge. I think this is going to be a great match. As much as Shawn lets his ego interfere I believe thats why. He’s always got to be just that, the showstopper and if one of his matches were cruddy, let’s face it, we’d never forget. Edge has a style all his own as well. He’s also got that anger that’s pent up deep inside from being gone for such a long time. And of course there is the fact that he’s gotten into Edge’s way and vice versa. Look for an excellent match here. I know I would. One thing you can say about Michael’s is that he really is a good wrestler.

Who do I THINK will win? Edge
Who do I WANT to win? Edge.

WWE Champion John Bradshaw Layfield vs. Kurt Angle vs. Big Show.

This match should be good but you know, I have my doubts. While Angle is still good and as much as some people don’t like Bradshaw, I think he’s a fine wrestler. But of course, that’s just me. I always liked him with Simmons as half of the APA.

Then again, The Big Show is back, he’s ticked, and did I mention he’s BIG?

Who do I think will win? Big Show
Who do I WANT to win? Angle (Shocked? I know, me too)

Undertaker vs. Jon Heidenreich in a casket match: You have got to be kidding me. I’ll be shocked if Heidenreich really wins.

Who do I THINK will win? UT
Who do I WANT to win? UT